Remember that Final Fantasy VII tech demo at E3 2005? The one that showed off the hardware capabilities of the PS3? I sure don’t. But if I did, I’m sure I’d have theorized that it was in fact an early teaser for an actual Final Fantasy VII remake. The best part about this news is that precious child Simon would be right.

Since I am in fact a future version of him, (spoiler alert) I’d also be right, And that’s awesome possum.

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Accurate rendition of child SImon

Square Enix has finally released details to a few sources (I’m just that special) that Final Fantasy VII will be properly remade for the PS4 and Xbox One. With the news that Square has realized the potential for JRPGs, it’s not surprising that they’d like to hit the gold mine with the most popular Final Fantasy title to date. However, it does seem a bit abrupt considering they only just announced their refocus.

Inside sources including President Obama and Skynet tell me that we will be getting our first teaser for the upcoming mammoth in a fortnight or less; Stay tuned for extensive coverage.

In the meantime, I’ve got a Reunion to get to.